Boys Without Balls

Tonight I have somehow committed myself to a drinking excursion with a friend of mine, we'll call him Seamus. Cause that name makes me laugh. So, Seamus is a very nice boy and means well, I'm sure. But menfolk who are "very nice" and "mean well" are the most boring and non-hot specimens of manhood. Seamus fits into the "boring" category. He's like a puppy dog, adorable but easily frightened. I'm always a little afraid he's going to wee on himself.