Hundreds of Visco-Elastic Memory Cells!

Jacky Poo-Poo, my beloved step-dad, just proved his poo-poo-ness by buying me a lovely squishy mattress thingamabobber, in an effort to cure my famous insomnia (and consequent four-hour-long naps). It is lovely and squishy and I am quite excited to go to sleep tonight.

It does have a distinctly odd smell, rather like moldy Cheerios, but the pamphlet says that is normal for "fresh foam" (perfect for "getting fresh") and should dissapate with time.

So if you see me anytime soon and I smell like moldy Cheerios but look quite rested, that's why.