I am not making this up

This is a real billboard in Utah. This poor Lance fellow is 31 and still single (gasp!) and all those well-meaning Mormons out there are trying to find him a date. It's a publicity stunt for his company and I find it magically delicious. What? A Mormon mission-returner who possibly (note the question mark) has a sense of humor and he's not married? What is this world coming to? If you would like to date this Lance creature (and if you do, you have got bigger problems than a lack of dates), go to www.datelance.com.