There's a proven correlation between global warming and the number of pirates in the world, you know.

Okay, okay, I know this is the third post in one day and you're probably thinking "Lo, this whole computer-geek, random-post thing was cute at first but it's GETTING OLD." And you have every right to think that, but listen you, this website needs to be spread around the world because IT MADE ME LAUGH UNTIL ORGANIC MARTINELLI'S APPLE JUICE CAME OUT MY NOSE, AND I DON'T JUST GO AROUND WASTING DELICIOUS MARTINELLI'S APPLE JUICE FOR ANY OLD WEBSITE!!!

I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage and I am willing to shed marinara sauce for The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. For Pastafarians everywhere, Ramen!