Here's Something That Will Just Blow Your Freaking Mind, Dude!

Stick this in your lip and chaw on it for awhile-- It is only by pure, dumb, blind and random LUCK that we are healthy, happy, comfortable Americans and not gangly Thais with rotting teeth living in shacks made of corrugated metal in a ditch by the side of the road, subsisting on the few pennies we get by catching fish to be made into ban plo.

LUCK, THAT IS ALL IT IS. PURE STUPID LUCK.