This post just ooozes good holiday cheer, not unlike a freshly ripped-off scab

It has been brought to my attention that my last post was a little, uh, dark. Morbid, maybe. That wasn't because I was feeling morbid or dark. That's just my special brand of sarcasm, maybe a weensy bit too subtle for you Philistines. (Is that how you spell Philistines?)

I'm actually have a very lovely Christmas season, here where it's SUNNY and LOVELY.

Merry Christmas everybody!