This Is The Inappropriate Part Coming Out

This morning as I was dismantling my mosquito net (bright pink, veerrryy stylish), something brilliantly green and large caught my eye. It was a praying mantis, one of the scariest and largest bugs I've ever seen. Verdantly green, and long-limbed, and I could just see him leaping up and stabbing me through the eyeballs with his forearms like in Starship Troopers.

But as I was yelping and hopping around in panic, trying to figure out how I could get that mutant out of my room without touching it or indeed going within three feet of it, the weirdest thought popped in to my head;

That praying mantis looked exactly like Paris Hilton.