AI: Absence (of) Intelligence

I have nothing of interest to talk about today. . .I'm mainly trying to distract myself from the AOL Welcome page because it is trying to tell me who has won American Idol. I don't want to hear who has won American Idol from the stupid AOL Welcome page, I want to spend two precious hours of my life on the couch while a scarily tan pixie-sprite tries to drag a 5-second announcement out into an actual career. You know, like normal people.