No Wonder I Like It Here So Much

I always turn on BBC in the morning, not because I'm at all interested in world events (my my, ANOTHER car bomb in Baghdad. How scintillating.) but because who doesn't like a little British accent with their corn flakes? (Okay, okay, warm Sprite and Pringles. Lay off it, I'll get healthy next week.)

This morning, though, the news put me in a really bad mood. It took me nearly until noon to figure out why. Nothing PARTICULARLY bad had happened. Why had the usually interesting and somewhat innocuous morning BBC broadcast left such a bad taste in my mouth?

IT WAS BECAUSE I HAD TO LOOK AT GEORGE W. STUPIDHEAD!! I haven't had so much as a glimpse of that detested man for a month AND THEN THEY SPRUNG HIM ON ME AT 7 AM!!!! That's just cruel and unusual.